Photos
This past weekend I went and took my photo for my new Costco card. I look like a bugged-eyed old lady meth head. The photo is all grainy and my jaw is all angly and weird... it's alien in its inhuman representation of me.
I look like an apple doll.
Seriously, I just know that someday I will be abducted or somehow disappear in some kind of strange accident, and the only photo of me available will be my friggin' Costco card photo. The absolute worst, most horrific picture of me EVER will be blasted all over the television and Missing Persons posters.
And I will come back from being tortured and brutalized by my captors, and that photo's release will be insult on top of injury. Because even after the beatings and the starvation, it will still look like some alien, inhuman representation of me.
I look like an apple doll.
Seriously, I just know that someday I will be abducted or somehow disappear in some kind of strange accident, and the only photo of me available will be my friggin' Costco card photo. The absolute worst, most horrific picture of me EVER will be blasted all over the television and Missing Persons posters.
And I will come back from being tortured and brutalized by my captors, and that photo's release will be insult on top of injury. Because even after the beatings and the starvation, it will still look like some alien, inhuman representation of me.





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