It's Get Drunk Thursday
Remember that from college? Get Drunk Thursday? Your roommates and random friends would get together at some local watering hole, all geared up to take the weekend by storm a whole day ahead of schedule. In news, Get Drunk Thursday would be called the walk-up to Friday Night Buffoonery.
Over time, Twisted Tuesday was the walk-up to Wasted Wednesday's walk-up of Get Drunk Thursday, at which point aliteration was completely unpronounceable, let alone unneccessary.
To commemorate my wilder days, this fine, hot Thursday evening I, in the company of my 3 year-old daughter and the Bear in the Big Blue House, consumed 2 ENTIRE bottles of water. Seriously chugged them, dude. Hardcore. I like have 1 inch of water left. It's not even cold anymore.
Yeah, I drank on Thursday. You know it.
Over time, Twisted Tuesday was the walk-up to Wasted Wednesday's walk-up of Get Drunk Thursday, at which point aliteration was completely unpronounceable, let alone unneccessary.
To commemorate my wilder days, this fine, hot Thursday evening I, in the company of my 3 year-old daughter and the Bear in the Big Blue House, consumed 2 ENTIRE bottles of water. Seriously chugged them, dude. Hardcore. I like have 1 inch of water left. It's not even cold anymore.
Yeah, I drank on Thursday. You know it.





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