Bowling day blues

(E-mail to Charity Bowling Participants)
"Just an fyi, if you’re on the clock – which I’m sure we’ll all be – there’s no drinking at this event, per (company name withheld) regulations."

BryanZFresno: No drinking at the bowling event ... but can we go do some lines behind the bowling alley off a crackwhore's chest before we get started?
traciFresno: Well we better!!!
traciFresno: if not, I am so outta here.
BryanZFresno: I mean, cause bowling without some sort of intoxication is like ... just throwing heavy things
BryanZFresno: and I can throw heavy things at home
traciFresno: *sigh*