Yumyumyumyumyum-- DELICIOSO!

Frankly, there are things I know in theory, like "math"(whatever) and "numbers" (gah), and things I know realistically, like "nutritional stuff." Not to brag or anything, but having a solid grasp of a training diet is kinda my gig.
I mean, on a daily basis people ask me really astute questions about my alimentary intake, hard-ball questions like, "What in the hell are you putting in your mouth?" and "Are you actually going to eat that?"

For those non-believers out there who have the gall to query my gastronomic practices, I'm just going to say that it is possible on some food pyramid SOMEWHERE, okay-- entirely possible that the Milky Way bar is at the apex. I will also add that it is possible-- nay, in this example, probable-- that this apex balances evenly atop healthy portions of Ruffles Potato Chips on one end (vegetable) and Hot Tamales on the other (fruit). Of course all this rests on a solid foundation of Trader Joes big Oatmeal-Raisin cookies.

End of discussion.