Oprah responded!!!

Oh, yeah-- I'm a badarse. The Queen of Daytime Talkshows responded:

"Dear Traci,

Thank you for your e-mail! Your message is important to us. Unfortunately, due to the volume of e-mail messages we receive every day, we cannot guarantee that you'll receive a personal response. Feel free to check out our Frequently Asked Questions for additional help. http://www.oprah.com/tows/program/tows_prog_main.jhtml

Thanks again for writing to us!

Sincerely,
The Oprah.com Staff
www.oprah.com"

Okay, technically it wasn't Oprah, but her staff... technically, it wasn't her staff, but a server-generated autoresponder. But I bet that's more than any of you ever got! (Unless you also wrote to the show, in which case you got this same exact response.) And some of you had the temerity to laugh at my fan mail... FOOLS!

Okay-- I'm making a bet: Oprah reads my note. I win, you make a contribution to my cause. I lose, you make a contribution to my cause. It's win-win for everybody!! Any takers??